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Diary of a Narcissistic Bloodsucker [MultiFormat]
by Lynda Hilburn
Category: Humor/Dark Fantasy
Description: Told in first person by the vampire herself (Zara), this is the diary of an ancient, self-absorbed, yet-amusing nightwalker. She lusts for both sex and blood. Unfortunately, something has gone awry and her normal habits now create new problems to solve. In the midst of sorting things out, she meets an intriguing human named Niven, a musician who lives in the magical kingdom of contemporary Boulder, CO, and discovers that he is much more than he appears to be. Then, if things weren't interesting enough, Zara encounters her old mentor/lover, the vampire who originally turned her, and things get downright supernatural.
eBook Publisher: The Wild Rose Press/Black Rose,
Books By Dames Release Date: August 2006
 
19 Reader Ratings:
Available eBook Formats [MultiFormat - What's this?]: eReader (PDB) [64 KB], ePub (EPUB) [68 KB], Rocket/REB1100 (RB) [37 KB], Portable Document Format (PDF) [331 KB], Palm Doc (PDB) [41 KB], Microsoft Reader (LIT) [80 KB], Franklin eBookMan (FUB) [110 KB], hiebook (KML) [118 KB], Sony Reader (LRF) [75 KB], iSilo (PDB) [34 KB], Mobipocket (PRC) [43 KB], Kindle Compatible (MOBI) [77 KB], OEBFF Format (IMP) [57 KB]
Words: 12091
Reading time: 34-48 min.
Microsoft Reader (LIT) Format: Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud ENABLED
Portable Document Format (PDF) Format: Printing DISABLED, Read-Aloud DISABLED
All Other formats: Printing DISABLED, Read-aloud DISABLED
Jesus. I radically overslept. I could've sworn I set my inner alarm clock for a century. Blame it on my over-worked snooze button. I always try not to downshift for longer than 100 years at a time because I might miss something interesting. Or someone interesting. But then, the word "interesting" is relative when you've been alive--excuse me, I mean undead--for thousands of years. Yes, I'm a vampire. And not only am I a vampire, but I'm the oldest, most powerful vampire still exploring Amusement Park Earth today. I've got the nosferatu thing down to a science. And, who would have guessed that my powers would keep on increasing, branching out, and surpassing themselves? Pretty soon, there'll just be no living with me. So to speak.
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